gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

(via in-the-end-its-just-you-and-me)

relahvant:

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

australian media is the best bc they just dont care

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via werner-norton)

jointhefandomtheysaid:

thearchangeltrickster:

firetruckingawesomeness:

randomlittlespark:

haleytheasian:

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE

leaving home is always hard

That was beautiful.

it’s also pretty hard to escape from hell

That wasn’t as beautiful.

(via hornosapien)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via hornosapien)

sparklinglikefireflies:


growing-old-isnt-growing-up:

speightbrigade:

archangel-bonding:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.
And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.

You guys make me scared that this is actually happening now..

sparklinglikefireflies:

growing-old-isnt-growing-up:

speightbrigade:

archangel-bonding:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.

And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.

You guys make me scared that this is actually happening now..

(Source: ryuukensu, via superwho-moose-in-skinny-jeans)

Morning y’all!

sexynerdybolin:

Okay, so I got a call from Coke Consolidated in Jackson, TN,  I’ve got a job interview!  Also in other news, the place I used to work, the explosives plant, exploded! http://www.wkrn.com/story/25266560/rio-ammunition-plant-explosion-mcewen

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

(Source: rnexican, via superwho-moose-in-skinny-jeans)

Let me explain sexuality to you

jessie-beth:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

image

Pansexual:

image

Asexual:

image

You are now informed.

Actually, this really clears it up for me.

(via sexynerdybolin)

Let’s make Kristoff’s crotch the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

obsessandfangirl:

oracle-in-training:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

image

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

THIS IS MORE THAN DEAN WITH GYM SHORTS! WHAT

Why is dean in gym shorts always mentioned when a picture is put up to be the most reblogged thing on tumblr?

(Source: mspandrew, via sexynerdybolin)

dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

(via oracularxspectacular)